mr. kludt

A nerdy science teacher, about 70. Rocks a curl and a pitchers mound. Never checks his students work and never takes his eyes off his computer screen. Frankly doesn’t care about his kids education. Cranky and socially isolated.

He’s such a Mr. Kludt.

by fakemexican20 February 28, 2019

Klutey

A big wet vagina. (Pronounced: Kloo-T)

Three fingers in the Klutey.

by Kluteyyyboy1995 September 5, 2015

kanji klutz

An entry level or otherwise beginning/newbie student of the Japanese language. Not always a weaboo, this term can be used to describe anyone with a genuine interest in the Japanese language to people who just want to translate doujinshi for lolz.

Harold is such a kanji klutz, poor guy's struggling to complete the homework for Japanese class.

by TeenAuthor June 22, 2008

klutz

A person who is never without a scrape or bruise. Always finds a way to trip, bump into things and people. And on occasion, they partially knock themselves out by walking into walls, doorways, and corners or cabinets and desks.

Why didn't I see that corner of the desk? I'm such a klutz! Where's the frozen corn?

by bepatient April 13, 2006

Klürtz

The sensation one feels when inserting their finger up their anus.

"Sorry I was late to work, I just experienced the best klürtz ever."

by Therealladiesman January 10, 2021

klutzy

Adjective- the descriptive state of conducting oneself as a klutz- uncoordinated and awkward when performing actions; for example, walking into walls, posts, furniture and people with alarming regularity, pancakes flying to floor when flipping, pretending momentarily to be Baryshnikov and failing miserably, "all elbows and knees"...

1. George Bush displayed a klutzy grasp of the English language.
2. Slapstick is the art of turning being klutzy into entertainment and profit.

by nu? July 5, 2014

klutz

a clumsy dolt (from the Yiddish)

She always walks into doorframes - she's such a klutz!

by Stretched Spine April 3, 2005