Kitchened is a word that describes being forced or awkwardly stuck into a conversation with ones mother exceeding 30 minutes. This occurrence always takes place in the kitchen.
Fella #1: "I got kitchened by my mum last night"
Fella #2: "Damn bro, that seems like it lasted an awkward amount of time"
Fella #2: "Damn bro, that seems like it lasted an awkward amount of time"
by KazzyP October 30, 2018
A state of hightened excitement, or non-sobriety. Often during the day. Reflects the disorder often found in a kitchen.
by fadedbitch November 02, 2018
"Hey man, will you clean my kitchen? Its looking pretty mangled"
"Damn my kitchen is dirty, can you clean it up?"
"Dude just got my kitchen cleaned, its looking money."
"Damn my kitchen is dirty, can you clean it up?"
"Dude just got my kitchen cleaned, its looking money."
by Tails07 March 28, 2009
by The Joyster May 09, 2005
by gaesian April 05, 2010
by thatnigguh November 25, 2010
Guy 1: Hey man, did you know woman spelled backwards is kitchen?
Guy 2: Dude I never noticed! That's hilarious!
Woman 1: No it is not! Woman spelled backwards is Namow
Guy 2: Dude I never noticed! That's hilarious!
Woman 1: No it is not! Woman spelled backwards is Namow
by Weedledick March 22, 2011