kitchencraft

A person (male or female) who hovers around the kitchen whenever someone else is in it because they believe it to be THEIR territory and doesn't think anyone else can function properly in the kitchen. A portmanteau of "kitchen" and "hovercraft".

Person 1: Uh-oh, Tom's correcting Laurie on her cooking.
Person 2: The kitchencraft has landed.

by ebkf January 10, 2009

Kitchenaid Superba 25.1cuft Refrigerator

A old ass fridge that sum stroke wants to sell you used at retail price...all the while thinking they are clever.

This Sumbitch is seriously trying to sell me a Kitchenaid Superba 25.1cuft Refrigerator....like a muthafucka don't know!!!!

by bob berner September 17, 2003

kitchentarded

Having a child in an attempt to save a failing marriage.

Did you hear that Marsha is pregnant again? She's so kitchentarded.

by kitchentarded July 27, 2008

kitchenary

something that you use in the kitchen

kitchenary is a cook book, spoon, cutlery, crockery etc.

by natalie and rachel September 27, 2006

Kitchenating

the act of kitchenating; putting off or delaying or defering an action* to a later time.

*NB That action has not yet been fully decided either.

Nick was kitchenating over his proposed charity swim.

by SoggyMoggy July 8, 2010

Kitchenhitler

a sous chef to a kitchen hitler

hey, kitchenhitler can I go to get a drink of wine. No, you must be here working to make the food for my family.

by septiplieris real and always w August 19, 2017

kitchenist

Against kitchens

You’re so kitchenist John!

by Cosmetic King February 28, 2021