rat-infested beaver killer

A herpes infected male genital that is often times very large and can potentially cause mortal pain to a woman's beaver.

Anne - "No way I would hook up with Ryan. I heard he has a rat-infested beaver killer!"

by Pretty Rikky June 11, 2009

infested

that one punk chick that i would like to fuck badly

yeah thats infested,shes hot

by jellyman69 February 5, 2009

maggot infested cumsicle

pretty self explanatory actually, but if you need some more help, a maggot infested cumsicle is the nastiest of nasty sluts in existance.

Betty: god, I hate that bitch
Sally: I know, she is a maggot infested cumsicle

by Boff Booferman April 27, 2007

Flea infested hell hole

Its a motel in Thousand Oaks, CA that my mother found "unacceptable"and named it such.

That shitty hotel is a Flea Infested Hell Hole!

by qwirkyG November 2, 2011

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

infested banana

where you get your mother to insert a rotten banana far up the anal cavity, when pulled out this causes an explosion of shit from the sphincta spraying all over the mothers face. you then take the banana from your mothers hand rub the poop off her face and deep throat the banana.

the mother gives son a infested banana

by joe dirty banana October 20, 2010

Crab Infested Cuntcake

A slutty woman that is infact infested with pubic crabs.

"That crab infested cuntcake stole my boyfriend! It's alright, crabs are highly contagious!"

by Jaygie July 30, 2007