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Kilometers

a content-safe way of saying "kill myself" - coming from the fact that the abbreviation for the unit of measurement, kilometers, kms, is the same as the abbreviation for "kill myself."
If Kay overcooks the chicken again I'm going to kilometers.
by HamNCheddar February 4, 2025
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its said for i love you or you are my best friend.
hey bro. WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!

bro: thank you : very much :3
by spookupt January 2, 2025
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Kilometer Peter

A young boy that has unusually large feet, also known by the name of 'KP' (Note that KP does NOT stand for Kim Possible in this case!)
We all know what they say about boys that have big feet, riiiight?
Yup, they have big dicks! :)
Girl one: OMG, look at Steve's big feet.
Girl two: I know, they're HUGE!
Girl one: Hahaha, he's such a KP.
Girl two: I know, eh?? Hahaha, kilometer peter!
by radeonx August 3, 2009
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Kilometers Sittish

Da little-known pint-sized lazy-a** relative of da famous --- or infamous --- colonial warmonger-bigwig; if Priscilla Mullins hadn't wanted to marry da latter dude, then she SURE AS SHOOTIN' wouldn't have been interested in da FORMER!
If his bombastic-but-bashful "big guy" relative had not da courage to ask for a lady's hand in marriage himself, probably Kilometers Sittish wouldn't have possessed da nerve to even **ask someone else** to assist him in dis way, and so he likely remained a bachelor all his life.
by QuacksO October 16, 2021
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its used for saying i love you or you are my best friend or my wife.
hey bro, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

bro: awwwww you are my WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER too!

husband: hey vanessa, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!

vanessa: thank you faggot
by spookupt January 2, 2025
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Kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
by Blackshizah December 24, 2022
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