DON'T KILL YOURSELF

When you have good friends they'll tell you not to killyourself

GIRL:IMMA KILL MYSELF
BOY:NO DON'T KILL YOURSELF
GIRL:WHY?
BOY:BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

by JayteKz-Cross My Heart January 7, 2019

Can't live with her, can't kill her

Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.

man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!

by smurf August 23, 2004

Epstein didn't kill himself

Means the same thing as "jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

Jeff Bozos: Hey did u know that Epstein didn't kill himself?

Mark Suckerberg: Yes of course I know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 26, 2022

epstein didn't kill himself

You thought I was gonna put the same thing here right welll no. This is a bail and switch meme read more for more info duh

epstein didn't kill himself
Well i was gonna put it here since it doesn't appear on the search.

by iliekmaymays January 15, 2020

Don’t kill my vibe

Used by females when having sex/masturbating and they want you to get them hornier

“Don’t kill my vibe daddy”

by JustAnotherGuyOnUD September 10, 2020

guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.

Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022