kettle

Vagina.

'Did you bang her last night then?'
'Yeahh...Her kettle was getting all steamy, if you know what I mean'

by Helrivkit April 21, 2009

Kettle

Canister, usually made of cast iron, used for simmering food over a flame for a long period of time.

Paw git out der and chake that KeTTle.

by balbonie September 9, 2003

Kettle

A collection of porn in any form. As you would say a "flock" of sheep you say a "kettle" of porn. However kettle can be used on its own with the same effect.

Farmer Jess: I have a chicken kettle at home, would you like some?
Dr Jamie: No, i prefer male kettles to be honest.
(this shows Farmer Jess is very into animal sex and Jamie is homosexual :D)

by Morrison Fraser March 5, 2008

Kettle

Usually a Subaru that has been done up by a know it all rev head until it sounds like granny's old kettle when it changes into 3rd gear.

Have you heard matts car I don't know what he's done to it but oh boi it's a kettle.

by Sendysquad April 19, 2018

Kettle

Something that scares Shoto Todoroki.

*Something scares Todoroki (unusual but oh well)* Wow! Another kettle!?

by Bakugou's wife October 19, 2020

Kettle

The term used for when Marcus was whacked on the head with a kettle for sounding too english. Ouch.

Mbai: Soyboy got kettled again
Soyboy: :(

by Soybo y November 26, 2021

Kettle

Refers to the act of doing something in a ritualistic old fashion manner that could have been accomplished more efficiently through means of a current technology ora faster process. The term originated with tea drinkers who prefer an older approach to the time honored tradition of a social "tea time". It is stated that a certain joy comes from not just the drinking and sharing of a cup of tea but the ritual of steeping the water in the kettle and taking the time to enjoy the entire process involved. A means, to remind folks to slow down in such a busy era and enjoy the process. Also a means to insult someone for being old fashion.

"are you using a tea pot instead of a microwave to heat that cup of water? Whoa's that's Kettle!", "why are you still paying bills with a check book? that's so kettle?", "I enjoy folks who pick up the phone to discuss business instead of an emotionless email or text, it's quite kettle and endearing".

by MD Wayne December 14, 2022