kettle

Vagina.

'Did you bang her last night then?'
'Yeahh...Her kettle was getting all steamy, if you know what I mean'

kettle by Helrivkit April 21, 2009

Kettle

Canister, usually made of cast iron, used for simmering food over a flame for a long period of time.

Paw git out der and chake that KeTTle.

Kettle by balbonie September 9, 2003

Kettle

A collection of porn in any form. As you would say a "flock" of sheep you say a "kettle" of porn. However kettle can be used on its own with the same effect.

Farmer Jess: I have a chicken kettle at home, would you like some?
Dr Jamie: No, i prefer male kettles to be honest.
(this shows Farmer Jess is very into animal sex and Jamie is homosexual :D)

Kettle by Morrison Fraser March 5, 2008

Kettle

Usually a Subaru that has been done up by a know it all rev head until it sounds like granny's old kettle when it changes into 3rd gear.

Have you heard matts car I don't know what he's done to it but oh boi it's a kettle.

Kettle by Sendysquad April 19, 2018

Kettle

Something that scares Shoto Todoroki.

*Something scares Todoroki (unusual but oh well)* Wow! Another kettle!?

Kettle by Bakugou's wife October 19, 2020

Kettle

The term used for when Marcus was whacked on the head with a kettle for sounding too english. Ouch.

Mbai: Soyboy got kettled again
Soyboy: :(

Kettle by Soybo y November 26, 2021

Kettle

The plural of the popular moniker Karen

Dude, did you see that kettle of karens walk in? I bet somebody is going to want to talk to the manger.

Kettle by Prof. Ass Master January 22, 2023