Kretzer

Used to describe something awesome; something that cannot be defeated in any medium

Dude, that was straight Kretzer.

by Alphonse Superbastard August 6, 2009

Kertoku

A fucking beautiful drug lord who knows what he's doing and should be married instantaneously and is way too busy for hoes

A kertoku is probs the most useful thing in life

by I.ate.ur.marj March 24, 2022

kertu

My classmate bitch

How's going Kertu?

by UnicornLlamaBitch January 14, 2019

Kerth

Kerth is a name that is sweet, polite, loving, cool to be around, they love to procrastinate, and think they have negative features when really they are amazing

Omg he is such a Kerth, why does he always procrastinate when asked to do the dishes?

by Emma_is_awesome_brah December 31, 2016

kertard

Is a word to describe a fucker that is also considered to be a bastard.A fornicator from a single parent unmarried household, or a guy that is a prick who gets a lot of ass.Can be used to describe a selfish unpleasant fellow. The word is street slang thrown around by Eastern Market DC ballers .

That kertard should give up the rock, I was wide open.

by Joe Touchole November 20, 2007

kretzocoatlis

a nasty bony woman with protruding scapulas and skinflaps, bearing resemblance to a flying reptile of the early to mid jurassic period.

I humped that skinny hoe strictly because she was a kretzocoatlis and I was intrigued by her kretzocoatlisness.

by logan cleaver November 12, 2003

kentzor

A failure at life and all things.

Man, Kentzor can't even kill himself right!

by everyone in southcarolina September 5, 2006