Kelly "blue_berryhead"

A strange person. A person who is a extremely big fan of the linumination series "despicable me" a woman liker and a hooker a straight up hooker a fucking prostitute

"hey have you ever met my cousin Kelly? She's my cousin and I think you know her" "the gay hooker?" "Yeah her!" "I didn't know Kelly "blue_berryhead" was like that

by The REAL wiki March 31, 2022

Emma Kelly-Brock

Emma is a hottie with a body she is so hot and loves MEA she is very cute,and thicccccckkkkkkkqqq and with good blonde hair and short and good at everything

Emma Kelly-Brock is a hottie

by Mike sumeu March 12, 2019

Kelly Blankenship

Kelly Blankenship is a PE teacher that likes little girls.

"Do you know Kelly Blankenship?"
"Oh yeah, the PE teacher that likes little girls."

by ShahalaMiddleSchool April 9, 2022

Kelly Brook

Fine model from England wif big tats and a nice arse. Proof that British women ain't that bad.

Damn Kelly Brook has massive tits!

by Jamie November 22, 2004

Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020

Kelly Barnett

Kelly Barnett is the male definition of a low life, piece of shit, and dirt bag.

Can you believe he stole from his parents, lives off his girlfriends family an blames her for his bad decisions? That guys such a Kelly Barnett it's unbelievable.

If people labeled me as a Kelly Barnett id do the world a favor and off myself so my bloodline ends.

by SparkTheJ March 7, 2020

Kelly bastard

A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.

“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”

“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!

I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.

I’ll get you a water back in return”

“You f***ing Kelly bastard”

by Mrleeds November 22, 2021