A being sent from the heavens to teach Acton kids civics. Some say he is the very same teacher that taught the likes of Albert Einstein, Tesla, Mark Zuckerberg, and many more.
Guy 1: ¨Oh my god! Is that really attractive guy a body-builder?!?!¨
Guy 2: "Nah it's actually Mr.Kellner"
Guy 2: "Nah it's actually Mr.Kellner"
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To intentionally, or through negligence, break a piece of functionality, immediately before going on vacation.
Brad: "Why doesn't the ordering service work today? It worked fine yesterday!"
Jerehmiah "Kris Kline is on vacation today. Looks like we have a Kline and Dash"
Jerehmiah "Kris Kline is on vacation today. Looks like we have a Kline and Dash"
by HomageToHuman December 15, 2010
Get the Kline and Dash mug.This sexual act requires 4 people: at least 1 guy and 1 girl; most preferably 3 guys and 1 girl due to the physical strength required. A Kellner Washing Machine (KWM) is preformed by having one guy standing in a pool with his penis in the girl's pussy and she is curled up in a ball so that the 2 remaining people can spin her around and back and forth, sloshing the water around as in an actual washing machine. The girl may want some good goggles. Depending on the guy and the spin methods employed, the girl may also need a breathing apparatus.
I got the most amazing KWM (Kellner Washing Machine) in my pool last weekend. I didn't know Lauren could hold her breathe that long. It wouldn't have been possible without her friends Christina and Niki.
by Creative Pervert December 16, 2006
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by Cinderella_101 August 2, 2019
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person2: Ich habe keine Beine
person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine
person2: Ich habe keine Beine
person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine
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