Yo’ you seen how many views and followers kerser has on Instagram @kerserofficial ??
Yeah son, checked his profile on hypeauditor.com and 35% of em are bought! #dontfuckwithkerser lol
Yeah son, checked his profile on hypeauditor.com and 35% of em are bought! #dontfuckwithkerser lol
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Get the Kerser mug.a keiser is someone who is a massiv Bøv and a biggit. He often says dumb thing like "what up guys are we going to the pub today" and make dumb jokes nobody laughs at.
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As he sat on the toilet with his pants around his ankles, staring blankly at the cheap, old hot water system, keyserism played heavily on his mind.
by Absolute Classics February 5, 2017
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1. something having a large head in comparison to its body
-verb
2. to propel oneself using gravitational pull and momentum caused by tilting one's head in certain direction
3. related word: keiserism - noun- a trite phrase expressed in a nasally manner with much undeserved enthusiam
1. something having a large head in comparison to its body
-verb
2. to propel oneself using gravitational pull and momentum caused by tilting one's head in certain direction
3. related word: keiserism - noun- a trite phrase expressed in a nasally manner with much undeserved enthusiam
1. After his accident involving large-scale machinery, the construction worker's head swelled to the size of a keiser
2. That small child with an elephant-sized head is keisering in order to win the race.
3. Examples of keiserisms: "HOLY SMOKES!" "STOP IT OFF!" "JUST KIDDING...BUT SERIOUSLY!" "AAANGH!"
2. That small child with an elephant-sized head is keisering in order to win the race.
3. Examples of keiserisms: "HOLY SMOKES!" "STOP IT OFF!" "JUST KIDDING...BUT SERIOUSLY!" "AAANGH!"
by PustulePaul January 23, 2009
Get the keiser mug.Keyser ("The K-hole") is a small, shithole town in West Virginia. There's absolutely nothing to do in Keyser except drugs. The population consists of mainly poor family's, drug addicts, drug dealers, rats/snitches, cops, bible thumpers and old people. The youth of the town hate living there and are very antsy to move far, far away from there.
There's no jobs except fast food restaurants and lumber-n-things. The best things in the town is their high school band and the very nice bridge leading out of Keyser into Maryland. Keyser is the birthplace of Jack Rollins who wrote the famous song "Frosty the Snowman" and the famous baseball player John Kruk once resided in Keyser.
Keyser is also known as "The K-hole".
There's no jobs except fast food restaurants and lumber-n-things. The best things in the town is their high school band and the very nice bridge leading out of Keyser into Maryland. Keyser is the birthplace of Jack Rollins who wrote the famous song "Frosty the Snowman" and the famous baseball player John Kruk once resided in Keyser.
Keyser is also known as "The K-hole".
Dude 1: "Did you see all of the people that got indicted for delivery of cds from Keyser?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, Keyser is full of snitches anymore."
Dude 2: "Yeah man, Keyser is full of snitches anymore."
by Nicenugg420 January 12, 2018
Get the Keyser mug.A shit smell from one's ass that is so powerful and ruthless that you believe it's a myth once it's faded away. The greatest trick this smell ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't exist.
Last summer Rick let loose a Keyser Soze on a hunting trip up north. At least I think it was. I couldn't be sure because my eyes were watering and I was dry heaving.
by bojangles1 August 6, 2011
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