Keeshed

feeling the effects of marijuana, or simply put as high or stoned. Also can be used as a word describing how tired or worn out you are after smoking weed.

Digg and Michael were keeshed after rippin a bowl at the park.

by Officer Billy April 18, 2009

Keester Sutherland

The act of kicking someone in the groin area, spitting on them and then taking a big hearty dump on their chest.

Brandy wanted to spice things up a bit in the bedroom. So she grabbed Richard and gave him a Keester Sutherland on the floor.

by Toaster66 April 28, 2006

keester it

1. To stick something up your to hide it. (Especially in a hurry)

2. When you have to much of something, its a suggestion to get rid of it

1. Prisoner #1-Hide that shit fast!

Prisoner #2-Nigga how?

Prisoner #1-Just keester it!

Prisoner #2-...Fuck

2. Person #1-Damn, we got to much _______ (fill in the blank with anything you want)

Person #2- Just keester it bitch

by keestermaster February 9, 2010

keester pack

Prison or Customs smuggling term.

A small package of contraband inserted into the Anus or rectum to avoid detection. Usually drugs in a small balloon, condom or plastic bag.

The dude smuggled in 3 grams of tar in a keester pack.

by Kuerno May 23, 2008

Keesie

-To lie, fib, or bend the truth.
-Can be used as ‘no keesie’ to express truth or factual statements.

“Bro, stop keesieing I know you didn’t bang that chick.”
“No bro, no keesie I did.”

by JayCums16 July 21, 2023

Prince keese

Prince Keese is a young rapper feom Philadelphia Pa. His Instagram is @Princekeese

I LOVE PRINCE KEESE. HIS MUSIC IS SO GOOD.

by MARK HOLLY August 12, 2017

Keester Stash

Its how you smuggle things into prison. By putting things in your ass


Usually with use of plastic bags and lots of lube..

You won't keester stash that.. Bonus points if you don't use lube.

by NSCSD_suxx March 21, 2009