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Kaysianity

A BDSM group with roots connected to Christianity. A sub-culture in the Midwest Kaysianity is extremely popular among strange groups of people including pedophiles and emo teenage girls. Membership is fairly complex. It involves the use of a sacrificial butt plug that has been wet with goats blood, holy oil and the semen or vaginal fluids of all current members. The only clause in joining is "members must be willing to partake in genital mutilation."
The root word Kaysi is from the name of the Original leader, who is known for her aggressiveness towards "baby ducks".
Bob: So what church do you go to?
Hank: I follow Kaysianity.
Bob: Is that the one with the butt plugs?
Hank: Yep.
by Loyal follower October 15, 2013
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Kalasia

A beautiful girl with pretty eyes and gorgeous eyes. Shes kind and always happy. Shes sometimes unsure of herself but that doesnt stop her. She can be awkward at times. She likes to eat small children. Oh and she is beautiful. Kalasia is model beautiful. Alot of people hate her for it.
My friend Kalasia is so pretty!
by BEYOTCH ROBOT January 1, 2012
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kavasia

kavasia gott a sexy facee & also a great fatt butt,
this is a unique name that you wont really hear as much as others , she is picture perfect with fantastic energy to know her is too love her in all different ways , she is a real thug nigga and will be there through hard times , she cares for her family and loves them the long way , she not really a people person and would rather do things alone , she is really a homebody but will go outside too get drunk till its time too go home or get food . she likes too go shopping and loves spending money on whatever she likes .
mutula loves kavasia
by jankee african baby August 17, 2023
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Whitewater kayaking

The most exhilirating sport in the world where basically a kayaker puts his/herself inside a small boat made out of plastic than continues to hurl themselves down rapids. It is highly enjoyable. Its way better than flatwater.
Laura: Lets go whitewater kayaking.
Torie: I have a passion for movie water.
Rob: Fucking right.
by little.elph January 30, 2006
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kayaking

Similar to the act of motorboating, but with a smaller pair of boobs. The face and mouth must go a farther distance between breasts, and therefore the motion becomes slower and more drawn out, like paddling a kayak.
Dude 1: I went out with a girl last night who had double Ds. I was motorboating those titties all night long.

Dude 2: Well, my girl is an A cup, but I still enjoy kayaking hers.
by snufaluph March 4, 2012
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Kayaking Buddies

I've got to go, honey, I'm meeting with my kayaking buddies!
by Your_Mother_ September 13, 2016
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Kayaking Down The Cockamamie

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.
Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.
by Sam-bagging July 1, 2011
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