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kasploozal

eg oh oh oh ah "kasploozal"
by Pope gregory the 5th January 16, 2003
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Kaploushe

Pronounced (Ka-pl-oo-sh)
1. Verb. The act of one person sticking a plunger up another's asshole during sexual intercourse. Usually followed by the question "What the fuck was that?".

2. Verb 2. The act of one person taking a shit on a male's penis during sexual intercourse. The "shitter" is usually expected to suck the penis after this turn of events.

3. Noun. An incredibly lumpy black scrotum that appears to be a small, puffy bag of shit.
1. As Kelly laid unconsciously on the bed, Steven grabbed the closest object (a plunger) and proceeded to ram it up Kelly's asshole. When Kelly awoke and realized that her asshole had been violated by a dirty plunger, she screamed at Steven, "What the Fuck was that? Why the hell didn't you just use your penis?!" Steven replied "I wanted to Kaploushe you. And I didn't want to get my penis all shitty."

2. Kelly was so furious with Steven that she took the world's largest dump on Steven's tiny penis. Kelly yelled at Steven, "How was that Kaplouche you dumbshit?!"

3. Just at the height of Kelly and Steven's argument, a hugely cocked black man walked into the room. Kelly and Steven stared in aw at the black man's rough and super lumpy ballsack and together they both proceeded to say, "Look at the Kaplouche on that guy!"
by The Kaplouche God November 8, 2010
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Kasplooshy

The sound of farting into a bowl of very moist mac and cheese
I was hungry until I heard a loud kasplooshy coming from the kitchen
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kasploishisn

A word created by David meaning nothing and everything.
"Hey daniel, what is the meaning to life?" "Kasploishisn", says daniel.
by Strafner June 1, 2022
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kablooshed

To get super drunk and high, or cross faded.
I'm so kablooshed right now!
by Mastercheif July 20, 2014
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kasplashtrophe

an inappropriate and violent purging of one's bowels, with a cold clam chowder texture. much more than a shart or leak, and consisting of liquid being from one ounce to one gallon in volume.
"There was a kasplashtrophe all over the floor of the bathroom."
by flash macgyver October 8, 2015
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kashoosh

A money maker with a shit ton of hoes and the body of a god
DAYUUUMMM LOOK AT KASHOOSH OVER THERE GAH DAYUM
by SomeassholeLS February 22, 2019
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