He is know as Kapitan Fala even though he has an afro, often covered by a NY Yankees cap. You can find him in the wilderness of Wilanow, Poland or Bechatow, which is a small village(similar to the one in Borat). He enjoys to hang out with a specimen only know as “Charasz”. Currently he is occupied with eating a mixture of KFC, McDonalds and Azia. Matter of fact legend says that if you present him with a dish known as “Aroma Ji”, it will vanish within a matter of seconds. He has no drip what so ever.
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Her abilities include:
Death Stare
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Controlling people with her amazing aura
Summoning Medieval Peasants
Ms Kapetas is married to the infamous Saul Han, and is his son is the intimidating, Kriby. Ms Kapetas is often seen wandering the classroom, bullying little kids using her special ability, Infinite Detention.
Her abilities include:
Death Stare
Body Separation
Controlling people with her amazing aura
Summoning Medieval Peasants
Ms Kapetas is married to the infamous Saul Han, and is his son is the intimidating, Kriby. Ms Kapetas is often seen wandering the classroom, bullying little kids using her special ability, Infinite Detention.
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The highest rank of a pirate ship, surpassing that of even captain. Only one person in the world truly holds this rank and none can take it from her.
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Get the Katota mug.Kaputa is the Sinhalese term used for crow. However in Sri Lanka following a statement by a famous politician, this Sinhalese term started to be used in English writing and speech instead of using "crow".
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He is the village head that sidelines on movie production, before Chico Loco went to Dubai. Now, he is busy putting party-lists.
Chico Loco hated this guy so much, that he called this guy an old man.
He is the village head that sidelines on movie production, before Chico Loco went to Dubai. Now, he is busy putting party-lists.
Chico Loco hated this guy so much, that he called this guy an old man.
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