kanooder valve

Fictional part of an engine, used when the cause of a problem is unknown.

My FIAT has been running horrible lately, must be that damn kanooder valve.

by ed$$ December 11, 2004

katoonky

It's the bomb ass pussy

I'm gonna hit that katoonky tonight!

by J_ROBB & J-PEEZY July 10, 2004

kanoofus

Like the chief of the gooftroop, the epitome of goofy, can't act right, don't have no knowledge of general rules if conduct.

We gotta 86 this kid off the block, he a straight kanoofus.

by Ghettolot August 28, 2018

Douche Kanoodler

A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.

Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler

by lizzchick September 16, 2011

Shnoof kanoof

A wild shnoof kanoof has appeared

A rare sight.
A shnoof kanoof is a very good csgo player.

Shnoof kanoof clogged the potty again better go cook my bum bum on the barbecue weeeeeeeeeeee

by Wallbangwillybum April 29, 2019

Katoot

It's where you get first place in Kahoot and print out the sheet and then crumble it up and shove it up you're ass. You must leave it in for as long as you can go without shitting, then shit it out in your math class.

Are you gunna go to school tomorrow?

Nah bro I had a gnarly katoot and got expelled.

by Kahot😍 May 20, 2018

kanoodle

the act of sexual intercourse.

"who would you kanoodle with first?"
"i would kanoodle with kale and then taco because kale is hot."

by deathfish October 3, 2020