Kayaking

slang for the act of a married woman having lesbian sex with another woman.

Kostas didn't realize that when his wife went "kayaking", her partner was kayaking HER!

by Morphy December 14, 2003

kayaking

The act of paddling or surfing a kayak. In a kayak you sit flat with the legs straight out, and you typically use a kayak paddle with a blade on each end of the paddle, however a canoe paddle or hand fins or hands can be used. In solo kayaks you sit in the center of the kayak, and in tandem kayaks you sit either close together or more towards the end. There are lots of different types of kayaks to go kayaking in. These include but are not limited to white water play boats, river kayaks, sit on top kayaks, sea kayaks, expedition kayaks, and tandem kayaks.

I think some people prefer kayaking alone to canoeing with another person because they don't have to do all the work, when they are stuck with a jerk who refuses to paddle. In some cases they like the freedom of kayaking alone because it allows them to get very very far away from the person they are paddling with.

by mlhiss April 2, 2008

Kayaking

The act of consuming alcoholic beverages in excessive amounts while not meeting the legal age requirements of society.

Dan: Hey I think Peter went Kayaking last night.
Fred: Yeah, I know. It looks like he has a hangover...

by Zarradeth December 14, 2008

Kayaking

Similar to motor-boating but with butt cheeks instead of boobies (ie. eating ass).

Johnny: I heard Peter is an ass eater from way back.

Tony: Yeah, he went kayaking this weekend.

by Z3BUL0N October 13, 2020

Kayaking

When your marijuana burns inside the paper causing a hole partway down the joint.
Not to be confused with canoeing.

The joint is kayaking.

by Buster Scrapings August 3, 2017

Corn kayaking

1. When your feces have undigested corn in it.

I asked her if she was wearing panties, she said no. I then asked her What she was doing and she said corn kayaking.... Sexy!

synonyms: poop. shit,crap,dookie
relative words: corn, kayaking,kayak

by UnknowableOne June 21, 2016

Kayaking

The act of consuming alcoholic beverages in excessive amounts while not meeting the legal age requirements of society.

Dan: Hey I think Peter went Kayaking last night.
Fred: Yeah, I know. It looks like he has a hangover...

by Zarradeth December 15, 2008