Kaelan

Kaelan is the most caring, sweet, and trustworthy person you will ever meet. He has a warm heart and will listen to all of your problems and comfort you. You can tell him anything. Kaelan is someone you can look up to. He is really talented at sports and is really smart. He is way too good for you and you know it. Kaelan will make you feel special if you feel useless. He's really supportive and he looks really cute and adorable. He will never fail to make you smile. He also likes anime and video games. Kaelan's girlfriend will be the luckiest girl in the world because Kaelan is so perfect and humble.

Kaelan's Girlfriend: "I can't stop crying. Why does Kaelan have to move? Why? I can't live without him, I need him. I love him so much, I can't even think about life without him!"

Good friend: "Shhh, it's okay. Even my life won't be the same without Kaelan. He was such an impact. Just spend and cherish every moment with him, okay? Kaelan's having a hard time too, you know? He really loved you, so be with him. Focus on the present, the future can always change."

by iloveyoubish January 17, 2019

Cyber Kafka

defines situations which you feel trapped in the internet bureaucracy.

i was trying to contact a website by emailing them and got this cyber kafka reply.

by Trutl July 5, 2014

Franz Kafka

I'm just a lonely german,
A lonely german from Prague,
HE IS FRANZ KAFKA! FRANZ KAFKA!

Oh. a rock opera based of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis..

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

Kafkaesque

Comes from the author Franz Kafka, and refers to the style with which he wrote his books (which in his dying wish asked for to be burned).

Basically it describes a nightmarish situation which most people can somehow relate to, although strongly surreal. With an ethereal, "evil", omnipotent power floating just beyond the senses.

You go to the city to see the law. Upon arrival outside the building, there is a guard who says "You may not pass without permission", you notice that the door is open, but it closed enough for you to not see anything (the law).

You point out that you can easily go into the building, and the guard agrees. Rather than be disagreeable, however, you decide to wait until you have permission.

You wait for many years, and when you're an old, shriveled wreck, you get yourself to ask:

"During all the years I've waited here, no-one else has tried to pass in to see the law, why is this?",
and the guard answers:

"It is true that no-one else has passed here, that is because this door was always meant solely for you, but now, it is closed forever".

He then procceeds to close the door and calmly walk away.

This is in fact, one of his short stories, and is very typical to his style, i.e. kafkaesque.

by LinuX February 12, 2006

kablam

A show on Nickelodeon that aired a few years ago that featured different skits such as: Loopy's World, Henry and June, etc.

Kid: "I just got done watching kablam!"

by DiiKaBaKa January 20, 2004

Kahlan

A beautiful girl with a curious mind that leads her into all kinds of troubles. A friend to all with no time to herself. A philanthropist in every way. The person to seek out for she will have the answer. Eclectic, Full of life, but not without trials to come.

Kahlan is eclectic, she enjoys anything that would help her to learn. Think : Artist, musician, explorer, teacher, student

by Dvirr February 3, 2010

Kafka-esque-esque

(of words) Overused to the point of meaninglessness, especially if by pseudo-intellectuals.

Pam: Sex with you is really a Kafka-esque experience.
Alvy: Oh. Thank you.
Pam: I mean that as a compliment.

(In this example, from Woody Allen's "Annie Hall", Pam's use of "Kafka-esque" is VERY Kafka-esque-esque.)

by Swirly Kiwi Cymbal August 23, 2011