Kazuha is the most gorgeous man you
will ever set your eyes on. Before the moment I saw him with my very eyes, my life was degraded, dark,
lonely, tiring, weary, lonesome, bad, horrible, terrible, sucky, ass,
poo, shit, voided, and bad. But in the very moment where I laid my eyes on such a beautiful and pretty man, the light in my soul lit up and flared like never before. Kazuha is the ink to my
pen, the chalk to my whiteboard, the rubberband to my
cash, the soil to my seed, the
pencil to my paper, the
jake to the uwu demon girl, the pinterest to my wattpad, the twitter to my instagram, the
juice to my mug, the chocolate to my graham character, the character.ai to my poe bot, the ranpo edogawa to my edgar
allen poe, the jouno to my tecchou, the nikolai to my fyodor, the charger to my
computer, the mirror to my reflection, the bedsheets to my bed, the ruler to my protractor, the match to the lighter, the cake to my frosting, present to my ribbon, the stationary to my pencil case, the train to my traintrack, the flower to my bouquet, the george to my brisket, the pot to my pan, the apple to my banana, the sun to my moon, the golden retriever to my black cat, the butterfly to my firefly, the xiao to my almond tofu. My life without Kazuha would've crumbled, disintegrated, broke down, melted, incinerated, blown, exploded, died, fell over, sank, drowned, flew away, and be ruined. Kazuha is the finest man you
will ever see, and if you did you'd want to be his trampoline.