Kev

wanker scum that comes froma council estate, normally wear tracksuit, gold chain and baseball cap and shitty trainers. think they're solid and walk like they're trying to keep their drugs hidden up they're arse. shuld all be shot on the spot

"yeah mush, come on then u startin!"

by ollie c August 10, 2004

Kev

word is used to be applied to males who like to fall down or up stairs, off chairs, and in bathrooms and enjoys the companionship from multiple females within the 21771 zip code. He is also known to attack females in the 1001 block of Twin Arch Road

I was having sex with this guy and after we were done he told me who he had sex with. He was such a Kev!

by sc80rm39 October 28, 2010

kev

a peanut-sized clitoris

kev has a clitoris the size and shape of a peanut

by berean May 8, 2006

Kev

An absolute dickhead of the highest order.

Jesus man Kev was a dickhead last night, he nearly killed Laura.

by chizzy666 June 8, 2011

kev

the cutest human on this planet.

"hey do you know kev is cute?"

by kopinobi July 26, 2021

Kevving

Verb - To Kev

A chavvy way of describing the action of cruising in a car, often playing loud, cheap dance music in badly modified hatchbacks with no badges and those little blue LED sets you get with Max Power magazine.

Old Vauxhall Novas and Fiat Puntos are popular with Kevvers.

Daz: 'Ah mate, you up for a bit of kevving round Northallerton tonight?

Baz: 'Fuckin' yer mate. Taz is out kevin 'n all'

Daz: 'Fuckin' kev the shit out of him, mate'

by Beastofski April 25, 2008

Kev

A Kev is gracious, alluring, strong, funny, and totally handsome. He is open about his life story’s and is ambitious about his future. He pulls you in with his luxurious eyes and taunting smile. You never wanna be without a Kev.

I wanna get with a Kev, nobody else deserves me

by Mommapoppa August 13, 2019