Kev

A bastard of a man. Akin to a caterpillars transformation to a butterfly but not as pretty, a Kevin will inevitably become a Kev. A man of many means... None of them legal.
Poker faced a Kev has a blackened heart & ice cool veins. Laser beam eyes & an unnerving ability to read between the lines. A Master of Doom & Gloom. He revels in others misfortune. A silent assassin & best avoided for relationship advice.
A Kevin is a lovely chap, a Grandparents firm favourite.
Oh fuck! Here comes Kev aka Dr. Doom.
by Smudg3r November 22, 2018
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HTNGO

Her That Never Goes Out.

A wife or Girlfriend who has convinced herself but nobody else, she hasn't got a social life.
Gonna Netflix & chill with the dog tonight mate, whilst HTNGO ventures out again.
by Smudg3r November 22, 2018
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