by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Kazoo is a verb that represents the noise of what an erection sounds like. Your penis can only kazoo when it's in the motion of being erected, but when it has become erected, it no longer makes the noise of kazoo. Originated in /b/ of 4chan.
The sentence of the birth of kazoo: "fucking bump. anyone have any vids they could rapidshit. this bitch makes my dick go kazoo"
by AnonAnonAnon June 05, 2007

by Amanda <3 May 29, 2006

a ridicoulus exaust usually found on the back of a slow Honda Civic making a high pitched revving noice
by Dukefanman March 19, 2004

to kazoo is to attempt to have exactly the same conversation with multiple people, often simultaneously. this can easily be done using cut and paste in an instant messenger program, but can also be done verbally. although the conversations are initiated identically, they have the potential to vary tremendously and follow completely different directions.
Scott: look what Chris just said: "i am an angiosperm"
Brendan: omg, he said exactly the same thing to me!
Scott: we have been kazooed!
Brendan: omg, he said exactly the same thing to me!
Scott: we have been kazooed!
by Brendon Vox July 21, 2008

by kazoomaniac October 17, 2008

Kazoo is the type of guy that is knowed as someone who take life easily and one of his love languages is messing around with the ones he likes. He’s also a funny and loyal friend and you can count on him without hesitating. When it comes to a serious relationship, Kazoo is the romantic and attentive partner that is able to buy a galaxy just to see the one that he loves happy. Overall, Kazoo is a spontaneous and lovely guy.
by zozootoo January 12, 2023
