Juxtapositioning Script

Good taste in Pokemon...whoever they are

by Shawn B. September 12, 2003

juxtapositioning

1. To juxtaposition
2. To have intense and passionate exchanges with your English teacher
3. The best word choice when discussing everyday topics such as Victorian English literature, filing drawers, the viscosity of blended iPhones, leedling and other mainstream activities or nouns
4. The substitution of another word
5. To win over the girl of your dreams

1. I was about to juxtaposition my girlfriend, but then there was this drill, and she said there was NO way.

2. Example Person 1: Bro, did you hear what went down in the library?
Example Person 2: No, what "went down?"
Example Person 1: Mr. Smith and Senora Wumbo were caught juxtapositioning!

3. Teacher: "Class, what can you tell by the title of this book?
Student: "Well bruh, I mean... Mrs. Generic English Teacher, you can see that the title itself is an example of the utilization of juxtapositioning while the author is telling the reader or readers the title of the novel they are about to embark upon."

4. Man of Ethnicity 1: Yo, what's Gucci mah brudda?

Man of Ethnicity 2: Not much bro, I just was juxtapositioning my checkbook when I realized that I wrote the wrong juxtaposition down and gave the cashier 500 juxtapositions instead of 5!
Man of Ethnicity 3: Mah brudda at least yo wife lets you decided what channel y'all is gonna be juxtapositioning tonight. Mine says we're going to juxtaposition some video with a man blending an iPhone or some ish.

5. Darryl: Mom, it's Darryl, you know, it's pronounced Da-Rail but it's Darryl.
Mom: Yes Darryl, what do you want?
Darryl: I'm calling to let you know that I juxtapositioned to Phoebe Knickerbonkers last night, and she said yes!

by is_that_a_cat? April 4, 2012

Juxtapositioning Script

I understand; i feel the same way about Horsea, Pikachu, and Nidoran M

by Pwipetta October 7, 2003

Juxtaposition

Snoop Dog hugging Martha Stewart

Wow, look, it’ Snoop Dog hugging Martha Stewart. What a juxtaposition.

by #seahorse buffalo March 1, 2022

Juxtaposition

Juxtaposition is where three or more words begin with the same letter.

For example:
Kakah is a Kulak but he wants to be a Kangaroo.
Juxtaposition brings a new meaning of hopefulness to it’s readers and unlocks undiscovered potential.

by Jeromelivesinrome May 8, 2022

Juxtaposition

To fart on an infant child, can be a sport if done religiously

Person 1: I love juxtapositioning, those kids never know what hit them.
Person 2: I want to juxtaposition too one day

by uhrmwfjke December 17, 2024

The Murray Juxtaposition

To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.

(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)

Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months! We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition

by anonymous June 3, 2022