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Jury Duty

An interruption to your daily life courtesy of the American legal system.

A chance to see how stupid lawyers actually are and an opportunity to mix with about 60 total strangers. A day out of the office that seems twice as long as any day at work. A time where you actually don't want your name pulled out of a bingo spinner for a raffle. Sitting around and listening to the personal business and opinions of potential jury victims.

A chance to see what kind of murderous scum, Mel Sachs, Esq. to the famous will take on when he isn't working on Mike Tyson.
January 21st was a wasted day in my life waiting around the Rockland County NY Courthouse.
by Wendy January 24, 2004
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Comeshia got all of her jury at Woolsworth.
by Richard Black March 28, 2005
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Hung Jury

A group of bitchy girls who make a decision as to whether a male is hung or underhung. This might happen on the beach or in a club where the girls check out crotch bulges or lack thereof. The girls vote yes or no.
The hung jury of hot sluts was at the club and standing around judging guys by their estimated cock sizes.
by SarasPlayroom.com April 22, 2009
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juggy

Damn! That chick is juggy!
by Holden McCrank February 1, 2003
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juray

Slang term used to identify the ridiculous and large amounts of Gold and Silver worn by rap stars and playerz, ballerz, pimps, and hoes
Going to the club, got the top down, with my juray on!
by GTA playerz May 22, 2008
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Jurgen Flopp

An overated manager that blames the wind when he loses
Liverpool drop points to Everton Jurgen Flopp blames the wind
by Amazing 1356 May 30, 2021
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Judgy

An adjective describing a person or their general attitude when they profoundly believe their own reality is the only one, or primary one, in existence, resulting in constant judgement of others (as opposed to 'being judgemental' where one consciously draws a judgement on a particular subject).
"After her colleagues finally started having babies of their own, the only way for such a judgy person to preserve any semblance of friendship was to learn to hold her tongue."
by Luan Williams July 23, 2009
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