Collecting cum from an orifice (esp. the ass) in a cup and having someone drink it. This porn routine was made famous by the great gonzo porn director Jules Jordan. Similar to felching, but the cum is collected in a cup.
In Weapons of Ass Destruction, Jules Jordan fired his load into Bella Donna’s ass and used a high ball glass to catch the load after he pulled his dick out of her ass. Then, he had her drink the Jules Jordan Cocktail.
by tonymarc May 19, 2009
Get the Jules Jordan Cocktail mug.To get “Julesed” is the physical action of being bopped in the face after a dispute over a chocolate bar
Freddie : “give me a quid you took my chocolate bar”
Jules : “no bastard” *hits Freddie*
Luca : “oh shit he just got Julesed”
Jules : “no bastard” *hits Freddie*
Luca : “oh shit he just got Julesed”
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An amazing man with the prestigious combination of sensitivity and balls.
Most Jules's in the world grow up having their name made fun of when they are young, like "Hey Jules - like family jewels!" or "Jules? That's a girl's name! ...there's this chick Jules in my 'hood who gives good head."
But the male Jules who matures past the age of pre-pubescent name-calling eventually develops an empathy for people with odd names, and becomes adventurous, cultured, creative, and daring. They eventually attain a high level of respectability, and make excellent civic leaders, husbands, fathers, and bodyguards.
This carefully constructed personality allows them to associate equally with elitists and badasses, like Jules (played by Samuel L. Jackson), who serves as Mr. Wallace's henchman and thus himself is a badass in the Tarantino cult classic film, Pulp Fiction.
Most Jules's in the world grow up having their name made fun of when they are young, like "Hey Jules - like family jewels!" or "Jules? That's a girl's name! ...there's this chick Jules in my 'hood who gives good head."
But the male Jules who matures past the age of pre-pubescent name-calling eventually develops an empathy for people with odd names, and becomes adventurous, cultured, creative, and daring. They eventually attain a high level of respectability, and make excellent civic leaders, husbands, fathers, and bodyguards.
This carefully constructed personality allows them to associate equally with elitists and badasses, like Jules (played by Samuel L. Jackson), who serves as Mr. Wallace's henchman and thus himself is a badass in the Tarantino cult classic film, Pulp Fiction.
by nmguiniling February 6, 2010
Get the Jules mug.The best woman yo will ever know she loves legit everything and seth estridge she is the hottest woman you will ever know she is very thick and when I mean thick I mean thick and she beautiful as crap I ldo be her so much y'all should be her friend Jules I like be you s much babe
Very thoughtfully Jules is so hot
by Juliahna September 30, 2019
Get the Jules mug.When you are doin’ the nasty, feeling all good, but then the crippling fear of anxiety creeps in on you and you start to get sad, not because of the sex, which is fire, but because you are a depressed fuck that can’t let yourself enjoy anything.
“I had sex with this girl last night”
“Oh yeah? How was it?”
“I mean the sex was fire, but she pulled a dirty Jules and asked me what the meaning of life really was in the middle of it”.
“Oh yeah? How was it?”
“I mean the sex was fire, but she pulled a dirty Jules and asked me what the meaning of life really was in the middle of it”.
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Get the Dirty Jules mug.the prettiest girl you’ll ever see, type of girl that catches your eye and leaves you daydreaming about her even tho you’re strangers. jules’ ethereal with a terribly magnetic aura and a fat ass. all the kindness that this world lacks you’ll find it in her. the purest soul you’ll ever meet, she’s the angel you didn’t know you needed until you met her and she became the light of your life. her heavenly smile is the reason of yours, it’ll leave wondering how you could’ve lived without seeing it. she’s a best friend and a lover, you’ll never feel the need to talk to other people again when she’s by your side. she’s like if all of your favorite songs were a person, she’s that one movie you never get over and never get bored of, she’s that one place you once visited as a kid and still dream of to this day, she’s like your favorite candy, she’s like the rain in hot night of summer, she’s that one perfume you smelled and still look for its name, she’s that one painting that crosses your mind when you say you love art, she’s that person that crosses your mind when you say « life’s worth living »
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