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Jump rope

This is the person who likes to go out to ruin everyones night, they sit there n dont talk or they just keep following you around not saying anything, then when it gets good they want to go home. The whole time you are jumping over them to have fun.
So i took katie out last night, she was a total jump rope all night long, I shouldnt have even went out.
by Swasian February 23, 2009
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forbidden jump-rope

The act or game of playing jump-rope with a razor scooter which can lead to pain and possibly death
Fuck this bro I’m about to play forbidden jump-rope
by Parker.gonzo September 28, 2019
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Chinese Jump Rope

A stream of ejaculation, prematurely released by a Chinese man landing at the feet of their intended sexual partner.
P. Chang was so excited by the idea of making love that his little oyster dick jizzed the moment he dropped his pants causing nearby customers in the restaurant to rise out of their seats, hurdle the Chinese Jump Rope and run for the exit.
by Harry P. Nusses March 22, 2011
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Jump Rope for Heart

A program by the American Heart Association. Famous for jump roping.
by JulieFayePrice August 5, 2020
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JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE

Most people in LIFE at first deal with RIDING THE TRICK PONY which is a minor inconveniencing event. Example is having no soap while using the REST ROOM but a PEDOPHILE has it hard.

Overwhelmed by implications inside questions of approach of needs as the TELEPATHY is PRISON TIME with massive sexual abuse.

Haunted by the FLEETWOOD MAC song DREAMS.

Overly strict about minor SHIT HAPPENS to others who are not punished at all for the same exact occurrence.

Same mistakes over and over made against PEDOPHILE but each time more intensity.
The bathroom is over there " under their breath , they say PEDOPHILE ",as time to JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as no toilet paper , soap and filthy bathroom plus toilet is clogged with SHIT.

This PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is really happening as JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as do you got a CIGARETTE(BUTT HOLE), LIGHTER (BUTT HOLE) and such.

"There you go again , you want your freedom, who am I , as just the FUCKING COPS playing JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE.

You are sleeping here , as security is coming to play JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as you are trespassed from this mall , oh but you can go to other malls.

Here is an important twenty as ROBERT SECURITY head RAILROAD PASS SAYS EF 78787163 A 21..FINGER ENTRANCE.RECTUM as this is the JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE beginning from when we temporarily confiscated your CELL PHONE while you were LITTLE GIRL PISSING in the MEN'S RESTRIOM and the charge fell off but you gotta hassle with a DISPUTE and there is no vacancies even though we said come back in the early morning.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE July 27, 2021
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Jump Rope for Heart

A fundraising and event program that has become one of THE premier annual events for elementary and middle schools, with thousands of schools and millions of kids participating across the USA every year.
Jump Rope for Heart is the best program ever.
by SPrice1980 April 28, 2022
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jump-rope bitch

Someone who jumps somebody else's rope
"Yo Gordon is a jump-rope bitch."
by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022
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