judo

A form of Martial Art based around grappling and holding techniques.

Judo is a Martial Art form and sport, not a Jew.

by Nevermore November 5, 2003

judocracy

Putin and his higher ups politicians and generals. Putin trains judo a lot as a hobby and those who join him are often influential people and benefit from this. So Putin and his Judo practising higher ups form what is known as judocracy. "Cracy" comes from Greek and it means "Power"

Judocracy is Russia's real political regime .

by Never2Stronk April 19, 2016

verbal judo

The gentle art of persuasion, as defined by its creator, George Thompson.

I can subdue a rowdy kid with Verbal Judo in less time than it would take with a baseball bat.

by Dawdawdo August 17, 2006

Judo

the art of tossing, chucking, heaving, throwing, lobbing, tripping, pulling, hurling, decking, lifting, launching a human body (usually living) for the purpose of self-defense, sport, or good fun.

Martin spun the mugger around his torso and slammed him into the ground.
Scott commented, "Wow Martin, you slammed him so hard you left a crater!"
Martin, peeling the unconscious thug off of his back, replied, "Bet he won't see in color for a week!"
Laughing, Scott replied, "That's some good Judo."

by Judo Bum November 4, 2010

judoslap

a judoslap is used when the attacker is hiding behind a wall and someone aproches him/her. he/she then slaps the person that aproches extreamely hard whith his/her back of hand and yells "judoslap!!"

i accidently judoslaped my 4 yr old brother confusing him with my 16 yr old brother.

by juancarlos December 31, 2005

Judo Claw

To stop a large mammal or really upset some one in bed.

To Judo Claw someone insert "Index" finger in the anus, while finger deep in the anus bend/retract the finger to make a hook shape. This renders the "mammal" in affective.

We recommend to try and stop a Sumo Wrestler first with the Claw before land mammals.

by Straglar October 25, 2010

Avian Judo

Flipping the bird.

Practicing avian judo will get you tossed from the game.

by Goofnut June 2, 2021