jove

the Supreme Being in the universe. He who commandeth and controleth all. He is to be respected and revered, His will is to be obeyed always. one may swear by Him only if he be a true devoted believer. possesses the power to smite any infidel that dare challenge His sanctity.

By Jove, I'm starving!
Jove! I can't believe it!

by zanmat0 December 15, 2003

jove

A vagina that is wider than it is tall. Often compered to a man's chode.

Man patrick, your mom has a huge jove. Logan, did you like my mom's jove last night. Logan and patrick double teamed Phillip's mom's jove last night.

by logmaster13 April 10, 2010

jove

The epitome of all emotions.

"By Jove..."

by Lur March 8, 2004

jove

coffee

Jove and he's coffee

by kebabmrhummel January 12, 2009

Joves

A Jove is a word derived from the Dutch. It is meant for women and girls that pretend to be good, wholesome girls. But in lots of circumstances they portray Jove like tendencies, these girls act like Joves when they drink too much, do drugs or generally act like very low class non lady like women. Not every girl is a Jove, and not every Jove is doomed to be a Jove for the rest of her life. Being a Jove is not completely the fault of the Jove, society and television has desensitizes girls today to where they may be acting like Joves without even noticing.

Joves

by I love Joves May 28, 2010

By Fucking Jove

Exclamation of shock; surprise. {goddamngood gravyfuck meI'll be damned

Watson, I knew you were a bit off but by fucking Jove, I never knew you were the bloody Queen.

by Herbos, a prince July 7, 2008

bon-joveing

Austin Barnards way of giving away his food. If he says it, you go grab the fucking food.

Austin-"bon-jove!"
Alex-"I better go pounce on the niggers food!"

by St. Brigid Citizens February 27, 2005