Jordan'd

To attend a social event with the intention of moderating your alcohol consumption, but instead, ending up blacked out, waking up fully clothed in fetal position on the bathroom floor. Can be specifically applied to social interactions amongst colleagues - for instance, attending a work happy hour at 5 PM to have a glass of wine and waking up in Tijuana without a passport and a missing kidney.

"I can't believe I ended up Jordan'd again last night, I feel awful"

by realhousewifeofsiliconvalley October 10, 2019

Jordie Jordan

Jordie Jordan is a speedrunner on twitch.tv. He is currently holding two world records, one is the wendy's chili any% WR and the ragequit 100% WR. He holds second place in the banquet meal speedrun any% glitchless WR. He is also known for his music, such as Banworld, Carried Diamond, and Conway. He goes by the alias "Liquid Richard" on his music channel. You can watch his speedruns on twitch.tv/wingsofredemption .

Have you seen Jordie Jordan's speedrun?

Yeah, he was able to beat his pb in the banquet meal any% speedrun.

by Samuel Richard McGravy Jordan March 13, 2021

jorgenbar

A very very large large crap left in a high school bathroom or next to a fallen tree. Typically in the shape of a right angle. To make an official jorgenbar, one must not wipe in the same stall but in the one next to it...thus preserving the bar for future stundents to admire!
Serious straining required!

Oh dear god, what the hell is that? And how the hell is it in a right angle? That my friend is a jorgenbar

by kd7tdc February 24, 2008

Jorgina

Jorgina is a super rare girl, she is beautiful and stunning unlike the other girls. She has tons of talents from A to Z, she is very sporty and has really good grades. She is the most popular girl in school and only pics boys if she wants them, she is hottest girl with the best body. She will never show her feelings around her friends. She will put on a face that no ones what is happening in the back ground. She is stable and feet to the ground. She is super funny and crack up also super determined You will be so lucky to find her she makes your life so much better than it already was.

“Omg is that Jorgina.”
I wish I could be her friend.

by Jaxs2231 March 21, 2020

Pour a Jordan

To pour for oneself or for a friend of oneself a more than generous glass of whisky. Michael Jordan always pours himself a Jordan as evidenced by the large glass of whisky on the end table during an interview in "The Last Dance."

Question: Hey, want to come over and watch episode 3 of "The Last Dance"?

Answer: You know it. I'll be right over. We can pour a Jordan or two.

by Gympy May 15, 2020

Jordan

The one that got away. He is the one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. Though quiet, he tends to make an impression. With his sweet smile, captivating eyes and distinguished voice, he's hard to forget. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul who you'll never want to say goodbye to. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.

"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"

by PenjBanxtons May 19, 2023

Jim Jordan

verb; to Jim Jordan someone

Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.

It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.

Coach #1: Kevin is just amazing. He saved the entire fucking team.

Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.

by Johnronjohnson January 24, 2022