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joost

A failure, not just an ordinary type of failure, an epic failure.
You are the biggest joost ever.
You're such a bleeping joost.
I've never seen anyone joost as badly as you.
by Jimmy Ray Cyrus February 12, 2008
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joosted

Some one who pressures a customer so much that they leave and don’t buy.
Did you customer get the car no I joosted them
by Rep206 January 28, 2018
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joost

Another word for nerd

is commonly found in a habitat which contains memorabilia, merchandise, and other displays of worship towards the following: star wars, harry potter, megaman. has been spotted engaging in a peculiar form of cannibalism (i.e, eating large pieces of skin off of the surface of his own face).
dude1: "so what have you been up to this weekend?"

dude2: "I stood in line to get the new Harry Potter book while wearing my starwars pajama and playing megaman on my Nintendo DS"

dude1: "you're acting joosty today. all you need to do now is consume some dry flakes off of your scalp"

dude2: "can't, i ate it all last night...."

dude1: "have some of mine."
by Kill all Joost July 29, 2008
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Jimmy Joost

The past-tense of "jimmy juicing" on a chick's face.
TAKE SOME OF THIS JIMMY JOOST! TAKE IT ALL HOE!
by jjmana April 14, 2009
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Braxton Joost

Braxton Joost is a huge L. He pulls zero bitches and has never had a girlfriend. Likable personality but not enough for women to like him
- Amy M
Omg I saw Braxton Joost at the store yesterday.
by Amy-mira December 4, 2022
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Joosting

The Dutch are known for various things; weed, Heineken, the red-light district but also that they complain a lot; at least that is what we experience, ourselves.
We all know this guy who is complaining all-the-effing-time. Sometimes he's called Joe, sometimes he's called James and sometimes he's called Joost - and so is ours.

Do keep in mind that this guy, most probably, does not have anything to do with Joost.
Joost: It's raining all day already, the sun is not bright enough and workload is too high!

Colleague: Stop complaining.
Joost: And wait until it's next week, then we don't have any thing to do for project X anything anymore - and the customer doesn't even bother...!!
...
Another colleague walks in and says: Oh boy, is he Joosting again?
by Mikkass November 24, 2017
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Joost

Joost is the most special person in the whole world. He is kind to you and others, he respects you and your boundaries a lot and he has the purest heart. I think you’ll never meet someone like him. He is everything a girl wants. He has a very loveable family. Joost is a really beautiful person, inside and outside. His personality is almost to good to be true and your parents will definitely love him. He has the prettiest blue eyes you’ll ever see. They shine and twinkle like stars in a freezing cold night do. His wavy blonde hair feels soft in your hands. And his facial structure is simply just perfect.

He is perfect.
Sarah: “Look at Joost! That’s my boyfriend :)”
Lindsey: “Wow, he’s literally perfect.”
by Urabsolutelystunning November 22, 2021
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