joost

A failure, not just an ordinary type of failure, an epic failure.
You are the biggest joost ever.
You're such a bleeping joost.
I've never seen anyone joost as badly as you.
by Jimmy Ray Cyrus February 12, 2008
Get the joost mug.

joosted

Some one who pressures a customer so much that they leave and don’t buy.
Did you customer get the car no I joosted them
by Rep206 January 23, 2018
Get the joosted mug.

joost

Another word for nerd

is commonly found in a habitat which contains memorabilia, merchandise, and other displays of worship towards the following: star wars, harry potter, megaman. has been spotted engaging in a peculiar form of cannibalism (i.e, eating large pieces of skin off of the surface of his own face).
dude1: "so what have you been up to this weekend?"

dude2: "I stood in line to get the new Harry Potter book while wearing my starwars pajama and playing megaman on my Nintendo DS"

dude1: "you're acting joosty today. all you need to do now is consume some dry flakes off of your scalp"

dude2: "can't, i ate it all last night...."

dude1: "have some of mine."
by Kill all Joost November 22, 2005
Get the joost mug.

Jimmy Joost

The past-tense of "jimmy juicing" on a chick's face.
TAKE SOME OF THIS JIMMY JOOST! TAKE IT ALL HOE!
by jjmana April 14, 2009
Get the Jimmy Joost mug.

Braxton Joost

Braxton Joost is a huge L. He pulls zero bitches and has never had a girlfriend. Likable personality but not enough for women to like him
- Amy M
Omg I saw Braxton Joost at the store yesterday.
by Amy-mira December 04, 2022
Get the Braxton Joost mug.

Joost

Joost is an amazing guy, the one who is selfless and unique. Never met anyone as kind as a Joost, but unfortunately he doesn't know how special he is. But once he loves you, never let him go, because he will love you with his whole heart and will protect from and help with everything.
He is a Joost, because he stayed longer at work to help me finish early.
by Crazydutchgirl_1906 November 24, 2021
Get the Joost mug.

Joost

Joost is the fastest and most good smelling person you'll every meet. Number 1 Theo stan, has everywhere in his room Theo merchandise. Every game he plays, he'll let you feel like a total noob because he dominates every game and is a legit pro gamer and speedruner. A total man of honor in general. Never talks, is very mysterious. But a really smart and funny friend. You got a problem? Joost will find a solution for you. Always there for you.
Person: omg I'm so angry, this guy destroyed me in every game!
Another person: oh, that's probably a joost, but he's also a real man of honor
by KikiKiraundso May 31, 2020
Get the Joost mug.