Jonzy

The supreme leader of Jonzyland ruler of all the earth. Top bloke, best racing driver ever and the most well-rounded bloke you can find. There's only one Jonzy

"I Jonzy have come to give you the gift of Jonzyism, the greatest gift of them all"

by Supreme Leader Jonzy the I June 16, 2018

Jimmy Jonez

The man, the myth, the legend, Jimmy Jonez!

Look guys! It’s Jimmy Jonez!
*Applause*

by Bagel Soup February 26, 2023

Jantz in my pants

The common act for college football fans to " Jantz in their pants" after witnessing an unbelievable, outstanding, remarkable play by Iowa State quarterback Steele Jantz. This term is in relation to the ever popular jizz in my pants phrase.

Fan 1: Hey steve! did you see that play that Steele just made!?
Fan 2: Wow! I just JANTZED IN MY PANTS!!!

i'm going to go jantz off after the game today.

I cant wait for Steele to make me jantz in my pants today!

The way Steele played against Iowa literally made me jantz in my pants!

by John232115 September 12, 2011

jonzin

In need of something

I was jonzin for some sex, drugs, blee last night.

by michael May 5, 2003

jont

A synonym for the words "thing" or "stuff"
Also spelled "joint"

"Dawg, lemme hold the jont that you got."
"Well you see, the jont hits that jont and then you get that the net force is equal to 72 Newtons. Now convert that into energy jonts."
"We're gonna boost the jont. You in?"

by Minhdzuy November 4, 2006

Jonte

Of the male variety, usually comes with a huge heart, the ability to make most anyone smile, is always smiling themselves. Jontes are one of a kind because they're always so optimistic to the point where it can get quite obnoxious for anyone who isn't exactly the same way. They're always willing to lend a hand and help another, even at the expense of themselves. Be careful though, because under that jolly exterior, just like all of us, lies a fragile heart. Be nice to all Jontes and they will reciprocate the feeling to you. If you're ever lucky to meet one, please, do feel blessed. :-)

Can be used to describe a nice deed.

Cynthia: My mom got stuck in work yesterday and I had no way or money to get home.
Sandy: How'd you get home?
Cynthia: That kid from our history class drove me. Even though I know his house is on the polar opposite of the city.
Sandy: Wow that was so Jonte of him.

Daughter: Mom, I met the most amazing, most caring guy ever.
Mom: Was he a Jonte? I should've married one instead of your douchebag father.

by Conceited A. January 2, 2011

jonti

A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a jonti.

by em January 9, 2004