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slimy jonathon

When a woman hocks a loogie on a mans dick and the man shoves it in her ear
Bro I just slimy jonathoned that chick and she is scarred for life
by The info dude December 4, 2015
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Jonathon Kangster

A cool Korean guy who goes to Ann Arbor SKyline High School. He loves to act cool and he is cool. He plays the trrrumpet and is da real kangster. He has the kangster look and likes to cover his eyes with his hair and sag his pants.
by Jonathon Kangster November 21, 2014
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jonathon

a short guy with a loud mouth. he's loved by the girls but hated by their boyfriends. he has scoliosis but he can still move and groove. he's a lil gay at times but its okay bc he's a jonathon.
boyfriend: "are you texted jonathon?"
girl: "yes he's so cool"
boyfriend: "block him he makes me feel like less of a man"
by spookyskeletonlove October 4, 2018
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Jonatan Bergström

Jonatan is 17 and president of Rasbo Kil KKK. They meet up at sunday afternoons when Jonatan usually bring fika and small boys he picked up from Uppsala Centralstation.
Jonatan is not a charismatic guy but kind of disgusting.
Oh run there is Jonatan Bergström.
by Isak Forsberg December 8, 2021
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Jonathon

Super fucking amazing boodles right here. Love this man. Woowee! Sweet as h*ck, and I’m not just talking about his cheeks ;) 10/10 recommend getting your own man who is similar to Jonathon Bc mine is 10000/10000 the best of the best and no one can beat that. Would do anything for this bitch. I love this bitch. I ain’t ever gonna stop loving this bitch. Wowza, y’all just gotta deal w being jealous

What a sexy, certified sick cunt
Jonathon is Chelsee’s man and everyone would be smart to keep their distance.
by msboodles19 April 4, 2019
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Jonathon

Wow where do I start. Well
Jonathon is amazing. He's super outgoing. And never fails to put a smile on my face. He has amazing hair. Super good looking. Down to earth about everything. He loves his family. Very loyal and honest. He loves watching football all the time. I love his laugh. He has a sweet side. He makes a great boyfriend. Jonathons amazing and I'm blessed to have him. You'll fall in love with him over and over again everyday.
Jonathon is a blessing
by Sweetpea24 January 2, 2017
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jonathon

a sweet cool good sex guy who hits puberty young and the best boyfriend ever
ohh hes hot must be a jonathon
by grapys November 24, 2011
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