jopling

Having or being of an argumentrtive nature. Example, using the phrase 'not necessarily' and adapting the atributes to suit or benfit oneself.

He's always got to be right that Bloke - always pulls a 'jopling' on me.

by DELLOVELL August 25, 2017

Grandpa Joeing

Technique used mainly by males to sleep in the same quarters (Bed, Couch, etc.) without having the threat of gay/awkward encounters. The two will lay in opposite directions (feet next to head) mirroring the position used in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Grandpa Joe and the other geriatrics in that beat on shit-hole house.

I was Grandpa Joeing on the couch with Raff yesterday watchin golf

Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.

I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd

by T$SS March 29, 2011

Joelin'

Getting drunk to the point of being out of control. Being past the point of wasted.

He was straight joelin' last night when he called that girl a retard then skipped off after throwing up all over himself!

by dazdnconfused76 December 14, 2010

jowling

The violent shaking of one's head side-to-side in order to obtain a photograph of one's face distorted from the intense side-to-side motion.

Dude! I'm feeling kinda dizzy from all the jowling I did today.

by Jeffry C. September 17, 2006

Jogling

to do the exact opposite of the proper thing in any situation.

examples:

1. tell a black woman a black joke
2. post 1000 facebook messages a day to f-up everyone's feed
3. profess your love on the third date
4. brag about your sexual conquests around women
5. finance your education
6. refer to all your friends girlfriends as f'ing c's to their faces

Man, you were straight jogling, showing up to that job interview late, smelling like whiskey, and still getting the job!

by Jogle Mogul July 28, 2011

joelong

A process where rocks fall from the sky.

its joelonging now!

by puwed November 10, 2013

joeing out

Being so stoned that you cannot do anything other than lay on your back and mong out.

Yo look at jack, dude he's so high that he's joeing out.

by Wadiyatalkinabeetm8 February 10, 2017