v. - to wander around aimlessly inquiring as to what others are doing. It usually comes as a distraction to others and often involves food.
Example 1: "I was trying to get the shop organized when Rene came Joeling by."
Example 2: "Hey man, want to go Joeling?" "Nah, I've actually got work to do."
Example 2: "Hey man, want to go Joeling?" "Nah, I've actually got work to do."
by AME Webster1 August 10, 2007
Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend, play some Xbox 360, and fuck up your day with a light saber because Joel does not give a fuck. He is an all powerful Jedi Master who makes shit levitate with his mind and can bring any girl to have multiple orgasms just by touching her cheek.
guy 1. Damn man I think my house just got a fucking Matt in it.
guy 2. Man you must be a Matt because I have never seen so many girls be attracted to one dude.
guy 1. Damn man I think my house just got a fucking Matt in it.
guy 2. Man you must be a Matt because I have never seen so many girls be attracted to one dude.
by This dude01 January 14, 2018
by Angelinaxoxo March 19, 2013
You'll never meet anybody whose as interesting as a Joel. It's hard to wrap your fingers around him because he isn't stable. This guy is so good at reading people and playing mind games that he'll have you wrapped around his finger before you know it and you'll fall so in love with him that you'll begin to disregard all of the bad qualities that he has. A Joel is passionate and driven, someone who can overcome challenges without letting the pressure enthrall him. Truly a calm and cool individual. He's smart,cunning,and deceitful but that just adds to his hotness. He's well liked but he can let it get to his arrogant head and become a rude and selfish jerk. Beware if you aren't in his inner circle or a complete hottie because that's when his rudeness becomes noticeable. Despite his many faults he will cherish those that he love and remain loyal and dedicated to you once you've been accepted by him. He's cautious about who he chooses to surround himself with and thus he knows many but has few true friends. He is the epitome of an evil genius.
Girl 1: Hey who is that hot guy over there???
Girl 2: Oh that's Joel but he is such a smart ass player!!!
Girl 1: I've finally found what I've been looking for!!
Girl 2: Oh that's Joel but he is such a smart ass player!!!
Girl 1: I've finally found what I've been looking for!!
by slaincrocodile May 7, 2010
Joel Pronounced: “God of Sex”
Joel is the name given to a man who has devastatingly good looks and is without a doubt the most ripped, vascular being you will ever encounter.
Joel is the epitome of sex on legs.
When you first meet Joel, you will think he is immune to feelings because of all his muchoness.
However, underneath the surface, Joel is a warm, loving and sweet boy, capable of feelings such as being in love and in lust.
If you ever do get the privilege of meeting Joel, you’ll come to realize that you’ll never meet anyone who could ever compare to him, not even marginally.
Joel is the name given to a man who has devastatingly good looks and is without a doubt the most ripped, vascular being you will ever encounter.
Joel is the epitome of sex on legs.
When you first meet Joel, you will think he is immune to feelings because of all his muchoness.
However, underneath the surface, Joel is a warm, loving and sweet boy, capable of feelings such as being in love and in lust.
If you ever do get the privilege of meeting Joel, you’ll come to realize that you’ll never meet anyone who could ever compare to him, not even marginally.
I love you Joel.
by Daisyyy ;) January 23, 2020
Joel is one of the most amazing guys you’ll ever meet. He is so sweet and caring. He will do anything for his girlfriend, and will love her no matter what. Joel’s are usually tall and funny, but very smart and thoughtful. Joel’s are very smart, and good with really anything. Joel’s are very athletic and fit. If you ever need anything, he will stop what he’s doing and rush to you right away just to see if you’re okay. Joel is a very loving person and can make anyone smile when they’re upset. Joel’s are also great in bed! He will make you feel so good! If you find a Joel, keep him as long as possible, because once you find him, you’ll never find anyone better.
by Cheeseball69 October 28, 2019
A guy who has a lot to be proud of. He’s tall, strong, handsome, pimpin and just about anyone (boys and girls) will be all over him! Joel is also great at dodgeball and won’t ever fail a fitness test! Maybe that’s why he’s so strong!
by Kidswillbekids December 22, 2019