denver jockstrap

A fictional anti-carjacking device appearing in "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" (1994).

It consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the balls.

It looks painful.

The man tried to steal my car, and my Denver jockstrap ground his balls.

by Antoine Mathys January 18, 2013

a bum's jockstrap

This is a foul human groin, butt smell.

Gaaawd, it smells like a bum's jockstrap in here in the bedroom!!!

by I, Wreckerrr January 30, 2021

Jordanian Jockstrap

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.

We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.

by Reno/flex June 17, 2018

jockstrap foliage

excess pubic hair around a man's genital area, poking out of underwear

his jockstrap foliage was way out of control - kept poking me in the eye

by Mooji September 22, 2008

jockstrap masochism

What sporting men often willingly endure to protect their highly treasured junk.

That particular cup caused me the most distress although my jockstrap masochism is something I’ve always worn like a man.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Jockstrap Cowboy

The either open or closet homosexual who by choice collects the smelly athletic equipment from fellow male student athletes, calling himself a "trainer" or "equipment manager" as an feeble attempted coverup of his true intentions. The ultimate goal of the Jockstrap cowboy, also known as The "Jock Wrangler" and The "Sweaty Swiper" is to inhale the steamy grundle musk of his classmate's taint, bass, gouch, grundle, netheregions, basshole, and testes all at once.

Little Huey was chomping at the bit to be the new Jockstrap Cowboy for his High Schools Badminton team, despite his disappointment upon learning the true definition of a shuttlecock.

by ChiliConCarne May 27, 2010

columbian jockstrap

Similar to a Columbian Necktie, only a slit is made above the penis, in the pubic area, and the above stated penis is pulled through the hole.

People who talk to much get columbian neckties.. but if you REALLY piss someone off, youre lookin at a columbian jockstrap

by Shortbusguy44 December 26, 2007