jackoff in the box

Pathetic fast food chain, chiefly in California, more commonly known as Jack in the Box. The greasy, unhealthful tacos, however, are delicious.

Hey Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Jackoff in the Box?

by andy1 May 27, 2005

Jackoffaddickt

When a person is addicted to masturbation.

Dude I stay home and jack off 10 times a day! I'm such a Jackoffaddickt.

by Mr.Clown June 22, 2009

jackoff addict

When you have a hot horny chick and instead of doing her you go and masterbate to porn in the bathroom on the toilet .... cum in a piece of toilet paper and not flush. Then pretend u were taking a shower. Or only have sex 1 1/2 times in a year type.

Knock knock.... on bathroom door!

no answer....... whispering "well thats my little jackoff addict"

by confusedgirlwantstocumcuzhim October 3, 2013

jackoffolantern

Carving a jack-o’-lantern, and then warming it up in the microwave with the intention of fornicating with it

Trefor wanted to keep up with the festivities of October, so he carved himself a jackoffolantern!

by Majickcom October 27, 2022

jackoff hands

the way that your hands smell when you just get done masturbating. its a combination of spit and dick.

eli: whats up dude
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!

by eli jackson April 4, 2009

jock off

Somthing big or real in an extreme

proper jock off chocolate bar

by MiniMe91 November 8, 2007

jackoffable

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

by Brian April 17, 2003