jizzbottle

one who drinks jizz at constant rate.2full of cum

Renaee,prostitutes,travis's mom

by sexy man January 28, 2003

Jizzbot

A robot who does nothing except ejaculate; provides no pleasure, just the mess; calling someone this is calling them useless and infuriating.

Mike - Man, my economics teacher rants about nothing and then dumps a ton of work on us.
Leo - Yeah I heard that guy's a Jizzbot.

by yo.its.carrot February 27, 2011

jizz pot

n. a young, hot and desirable female, so named because she is a pot into which jizz must be deposited with as much frequency as possible. Often, but not necessarily, a dirty slut. Can be abbreviated to J.P. or jp for covert use.

1. Damn, that girl is the biggest jizz pot.

2. Are there any jizz pots out and about today?

3. I really need to fuck a jizz pot.

by T-Chill March 8, 2012

jizzpoo

when you cum and take a shit at the same time

i jizzpooed when i was looking at a porn mag on the toilet

by mast sucks September 26, 2007

Jizznote

Instead of using a tissue, a male climaxes onto a plain white piece of paper and then folds it into note-form.

"I wouldn't accuse Tommy of masterbating, but I found a jizznote by the computer."

by Jiffy Peej May 30, 2007

jizapotamus

a hippo that enjoys raping young squirrels and jizzing in them until they explode then eating whats left

that jizapotamus just raped and squirrel and then ate it.
epic

by wlathrop December 6, 2010

Jizziot

Name for someone who's is both mentally inept and suffers from a premature ejaculation problem

Guy 1: hey you guys see Angelo

Guy 2: yeah he's a fucking jizziot

by Frosty jimmy June 24, 2016