a pocket in space and time where all external influences do not matter, you are in the jizzpot try your best to escape
fuck mate I've been in the jizzpot for 3 days now
by drstinkybeans December 28, 2021
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A jizzpot is a big fat skank (Bitch) in leggings, usually found sat in cafe's eating the biggest breakfast on the menu with ten kids in tow, they're mainly called jizzpots because of there amount of kids and lack of fathers
Shane, look at that fat fucking jizzpot over there, shouldn't them kids be at school, Look at that rip in the arse of her leggings, fat cunt
by Maria67 March 3, 2011
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A person who holds the same significance of a pot of semen (aka. Jizz). First heard of in south west England, the phrase is now commonly used throughout England.
Oh my god Logan, you're such a jizzpot
by Kingwanger August 22, 2017
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