SpunksBob Jizzpants

Instead of cum on a cracker, but on a sponge. You and your friends jerk off onto a sponge and last one to ejaculate, gets the spunk drenched sponge wrung into their mouth.

Me and the bros did a SpunksBob JizzPants lol, Jason was the unlucky one.

by lancasterlool February 5, 2020

jizzpants

One who jizzes in his pants before he gets them off.

"Man that Aaron guy jizzed his pants so quick, we're gonna call him jizzpants."

by IRON COCKLES February 16, 2010

Jizzgantic

Seeing something big enough to make you jizz in you pants

The explosion was Jizzgantic!

by Volklskier November 5, 2009

Jizznastics

Ejaculating volume of Olympic-like proportions.

I did jizznastics with my dong all over the tig’ol’bitties!!!

by Ej1984 March 3, 2019

Jizzanist

A player of piano in the genre of jazz, also known as a jazz pianist.

"Yo, this cat really just hip-checked the changes and walked away like it was nothing."
The jizzanist grinned.
“Man,” the drummer said, “that was so hip even the tune started calling you daddy.”

by MrSniperKungen January 17, 2026