jizzum jellyfish

After having sex in a swimming pool, you pull out, leaving a cloud of jizzum resembling a jellyfish.

"When I came out of the water, I had Justin's jizzum jellyfish on my face."

by Uncle Jerry Sandusky June 5, 2014

jizzumed

When ones penis explodes with mighty white organisms.

I jizzumed in my pants when I saw that weapon

by Natemanb09 November 7, 2015

Autism-Jizzum

When that one guy from school who has more learning disabilities than you have skin cells finally gets laid and the girl doesn't realize how fucked up he really is until he orgasms.

Linda: "I was totally fucking Brent and it was great until he came. Then he was clapping his elbows together and trying to lick his shoulder. It was total Autism-Jizzum!"

by Horizonborne May 25, 2018

jizzdumpster

A woman who has sex with any and all men in a pathetic attempt to feel popular.

Cindy: Dottie sleeps around alot!

Cathy: Yeah, she's a total jizzdumpster.

by CynnamonGirl99 March 12, 2011

jizzum

the little monsters that reside in your jizz

There's jizzum all over my face

by asr123456 February 21, 2011

jizzum

Jizzum...comes from the rhythm......from the man....with his gland in his hand....produces chowder...from within um!

"Little Johnny took out his little wee-wee and tugged on it until it spit up...Jizzum!"

by Testa Aunt January 13, 2004

Jizzum

Cum , sperm , spuge , male or female ejackulation fluids....

Girl , i got Jizzum all in you hair !!!

You must have be hungry girl , you sucked down all that sweet Jizzum !!!!

by Heyman3000 April 13, 2010