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Fizzbitch

1. a "fizzbitch" is when you're fucking a girl, but pull out right before you cum and bust in her belly button. then you scoop it out with your fingers and either stick it in her ear or slap her in the face with it.

2. it could also be used as an insult.
1. Glenn was fucking some fat chick the other day and gave her the fizzbitch

2. Goddammit Eric, why do you gotta be such a fizzbitch all the time?!
by 598 January 6, 2008
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fizzbitch

1. a "fizzbitch" is when you're fucking a girl, but pull out right before you cum and bust in her belly button. then you scoop it out with your fingers and either stick it in her ear or slap her in the face with it.

2. it could also be used as an insult.
1. Glenn was fucking some fat chick the other day and gave her the fizzbitch

2. Goddammit Eric, why do you gotta be such a fizzbitch all the time?!
by 598 December 26, 2007
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Jinxbitch

Someone who always complains about other people "jinxing" things when they are just trying to have casual conversation. It gets to the point of complete insanity and total annoyance because they won't get their dumbass superstitious beliefs to themselves.
"I hope it doesn't rain out the baseball game tonight - Gary
"Omg now it's gonna rain you JINXED it!" - Jinxbitch
"But me saying i hope it doesn't rain has no effect on whether or not it will....."
"YES IT DOES YOU JINXED IT FUUUUUUUCK YOU AHHHH!!!"

Of course if it doesn't rain they won't notice this but if it does rain they'll blame you. They always notice the hits but never notices the misses and refuse to believe that coincidences sometimes occur in life. These jinxbitches are completely fucked up in the head and are very, very annoying to be around.
by EggFuYungAtHeart March 24, 2022
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Fizzbitch

A man who orders girly F***ing drinks because he can't do shots/drink beer like a real man.
Tim: "Hey man, want to do some tequila shots with...Wait...Dude, is that a cosmopolitan?"
Spencer: "Yeah. I don't like tequila. It tastes bad."
Tim: "That's not the point! That is totally a lady drink. You are such a fizzbitch!!"
by biteme99 January 19, 2012
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Fizzbitch

A top tier insult or adjective used only by people with extreme intellect, to indicate displeasure or an unfavorable situation.
Example 1: "Goddamit! Why does everyone on this freeway drive like a Fizzbitch?"

Example 2: "You know what Kelly, you're a real Fizzbitch sometimes."
by JOLEEZY January 11, 2013
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jizzwich

Person 1: here's your sandwich
Person 2: *takes bite* AW FUCK IT'S A JIZZWICH
by Ub3rSauce April 13, 2009
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fizzbitch

Someone who gets raped up the ass, but instead of using lube, the rapist uses pop rocks. This causes the person being raped to experience a painful fizz (in addition to the pain of being raped).

The term fizzbitch is typically used for people who are regularly raped with pop rocks.
"Check out the fizzbitch, I heard she took it up the ass again last night"

"lulz, I made that faggot Internet-Weed-Dude my fizzbitch"
by donkeyballs267624934 December 13, 2009
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