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journalistic masturbation

When a journalist writes an article showing off his or her writing skills, vocabulary and worldly knowledge rather than sticking to the job of reporting. This is usually the case in an interview where the opinions and insight of the subject are overshadowed by the journalist's uncontrollable need to show off. It is when the standard of unbiased journalism becomes commentary when it is not supposed to be. In other words, it's all about the writer's ego.
The best example ever of "journalistic masturbation" can be found in the cover story of the LA Weekly Nov. 30 - Dec. 6 issue/ Vol. 30/ No. 2 "Dennis Kucinich Has Five Minutes For You" by Dwayne Booth.
by Mr. Clizzy fresh December 31, 2007
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journei

The most amazing, intelligent, outgoing person you will ever met. Nice, generous, and giving. Jokes around and stay on her grind. Makes that paper and is allergic to fake anything.
I want to be like Journei and impress people.
by Speciality Journey December 20, 2016
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Journey

Is a strong and big hearted female. She is funny, smart, outgoing, and always has a smile on her face. Everyone always wants her around, she brightens peoples day. She is honest and caring and has a great sense of humor. She is beautiful from her head to her toe.
by Batgirlnigga June 22, 2017
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journi

A pretty, funny, goofy, sexi, QUEEN, and boss ass bitch that can take your nigga ( just playing she loyal)

She love her some food too! (CAUSE SHE A SNACK)
And will cash you outside if she got to.
OOOOO, I would sure love a plate of Journi .

Journi is a keeper.
by Journi February 15, 2017
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Wall Street Journal

A fucking horseshit news source that should do suicide. It takes everything out of context and calls people anti-semitic even though no body actually cares so they're just trying to get more $ because they know nobody actually reads their shit newspaper. Only dumbass hypofritz work there because no one else is dumb enough to stoop to their level.
"I work at wall street journal," said Alfred Chokesondick, a very retarded an unreliable journalist.
"Fuck you. Tell satan I said hi when you go back from where you came from," responded smart person that knows Wall Street Journal sucks donkey balls.
by Where the frogs February 25, 2017
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moon journalism

Investigative journalism aimed at bringing the dirty secrets of a well-known person to light - in other words, exposing an asshole.
The official seemed set for a successful political career until a brilliant piece of moon journalism exposed his fraudulent activities.
by mynah1 September 19, 2009
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Urban Journalist

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the Urban Journalist's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN JOURNALISTs."

"I heard that the URBAN JOURNALIST, KungFu Jesus was 86ed from Wikipedia; and, I believe it."
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
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