Hu Jintao

The president of China....apparently he's the world's 3rd worst dictator. He is known for enforcing online spies & executing roughly 4000 people a year.

Libby-Lib : "I'd rather have Hu chink for president instead of Bush."

Me : "And you liberals claim to be so smart."

Libby-Lib : "We are man! We know the truth behind this country!"

Me : "Have you ever bothered to think that the truth is something you find on your own, and not from others?"

Libby-Lib : "Have you ever bothered to think that what they are saying IS truth?"

Me : "Ugh....someone shut this crybaby up..."

by Dave July 6, 2004

Jinto

A joint, Doobie etc.

Pass that fuckin jinto there man

by Marmojane March 11, 2015

jistromacaphobia

A phobia that you get if you swallow and then freak out when it takes to long for a male to get off fast enough while giving him head.

Man, that girl has jistromacaphobia and it's so sexy.

by CaptHowdyMouse May 11, 2010

Jintosexual

For a short and brief definition, Jintosexuality is the adult sexual attraction to minors, but the minors being mature for their age, therefore it is not pedophilia.

Blaike: I'm dating this twelve year old named Cate. Nice right?
Tyler: Dude that's pedophilia
Blaike: No dude, I'm jintosexual.

by traviscx4 November 3, 2018

Jontroversy

Noun- From the root word of Jon meaning a retarded debate where you feel dumber for even participating in it. unnecessary drama. debating and trying to talk sense into someone who might as well be a wall with a face painted on it. Also see Jontroversial, which is knowing you do something fucked up but refuse to man up or admit to it.

Why waste you time in such a stupid ass jontrovery.

Yo that was the most Jontroversial shit you could have ever said, we should smack the shit out of you for starting the jontroversy.

by S. J Grove August 20, 2007

Jibtroll

Jibtroll is the dark shadow that is seen out the corner of your eye after being awake on jib for too many days. You will never catch the jibtroll, no matter how hard you try. The jibtroll loves to take your dope and other belongings and missplace it or just straight up make it disappear.

First person: did you see that?
Second: yes it was the jibtroll
First: man I need some sleep.

by Gothgurl March 31, 2018

JonTron'd

Term used when a situation is comparable to the one when Youtuber JonTron ended up in controversy, after stating red pilled information in a debate with known dwarf, Destiny, leading to getting kicked from his own website, losing and getting bashed by former friends/colleagues who Jon helped reach the fame they now have. This term is applied to those who suffer a similar situation, after stating opinions not welcome by others, leading to lose the reputation they once had.

Guy: Did you hear that they removed Notch's reference in Minecraft?
Guy 2: For the shit he said on twitter? Wasn't that game his creation on the first place?
Guy: He got JonTron'd, dude.

by Sospechosita March 29, 2019