jigowatt

Seeming to come out of nowhere, a jigowatt is the feeling of a what seems like a thousand bolts of energy shooting up the spine, wreaking havoc on your nervous system, completely disabling you from doing anything other than jerking your body in a violent shiver for about 3 to 5 seconds.

I was standing on my porch today when out of nowhere, I had a jigowatt! It was no ordinary shiver! It was like an earthquake went up my spine!

by zazu September 13, 2005

Jiggawatt

A monster that resides in a CPU. Shining light on the processor will increase the size of the Jiggawatt, thereby making your computer faster. Always have a mirror on hand in case the Jiggawatt gets too large - a Compact Disc will do - as the Jiggawatt only retreats when shown an image of itself. A Jiggawatt is affected by the number of Hertz in your motherboard. Sellotaping disc drives to yourself upsets the balance of the Hertz and makes it safe to approach the Jiggawatt.

"Dave donned his suit of disc drives, grasped his CD and prepared to fight the Jiggawatt.

by Dr C Niall DeMencha March 4, 2014

jiggawatt

the amount of energy uselessly expended each day by a single fucktard

"You fucktard, I bet you burned a whole jiggawatt coming up with that stupid ass idea."

by kydstyky February 5, 2014

jiggawatt

Unit of measure, used to describe how enjoyable something may be. Derived from rap artist Jay-Z's frequently employed euphemism "jigga."

"Yo, dat dime piece kickin like 500 jiggawatts up in dis piece."

by mc ca$hmir March 13, 2003

Jiggawatt

Another term for a useless nigger

“Hey man, mind if I eat this last slice?”
“Boi, if you don’t getcho jiggawatt ass outta here, Ima beat the shit outta ya”

by BigDickNameNotRicck February 11, 2018

jiggawatt

An unkind/prejudicial word for a black person from the Los Angeles subburb of Watts?

Hey, isn't that jigg-a-watts resident?

by Yeah right, I wanna live! May 8, 2003