Jebus

A character from Madness combat
Very different from the other one known as Jesus

“It has gotten out of hand” - Jebus

by Deimos’s Doritos June 28, 2021

Premature Jibulation

While one is snowboarding, they feel the sudden urge to jib the closest thing to them wether it be a tree or a four year-old's snowboard while he is sitting down. It is a very serious and very common disease among people who have an excess amount of steeze.

"Yo dude, I just did some serious premature jibulation on this chick's face"

"Bro, that's gross"

by Gustache May 18, 2007

jibula

The cutest dog in the world!

Benjina Shiwisha!

Person 1: yo is that a jibula!
Person 2: THATS THE CUTEST DOG IN THE WORLD!
Person 1: I wish it was mine cuz I would be petting it all day.

by Sniv Army May 6, 2021

jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris

*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris

by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017

Bad Jibs

Bad Hockey Teeth, Bad Hockey Mouth. One will usually see Bad Jibs on a hockey player who plays junior hockey or professional due to the lack of a face mask. Or Chipped missing teeth is also referred to Bad Jibs.

After my long years of playing hockey with the Whalers I have some bad jibs and need to see a dentist.

by Gongshow23 December 20, 2007

jebus

Homer Simpson's version of Jesus.

"I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus"

by Pac November 21, 2004

Jebus chriss

Jebus chriss was a religion made on the "loverfella discord server" where a person known as chris called himself jebus chriss which became a religion

Koptet- Did you pray to jebus chriss last night?

Quackzz- Nope I totally forgot

Koptet- Oh no he will smite you in pvp tomorrow

by Koptet April 23, 2021