jinxed toad

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"

"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"

by MMjr April 5, 2009

jinx

A superstitious term meaning to give something bad luck or misfourtune

He hadnt got a bad grade all year, but by mentioning that to his friend he jinxed it.

by Crackie The Killa May 5, 2004

jinx tko

A highly skilled individual who cannot function effectively in a team environment.

"Jinxy Cat Jinxy Cat where are you?"

by supadrai December 3, 2003

Jinxism

Jinxism is the religion in with we praise and worship the god of chaos, Jinxus Crimes.

Cultis- uh, believer 1: yo do you believe in Jinxism?

believer 2: yeah I do, what about you (non believer's name)?

Non believer: no I don't.

by !_JustanotherPerson_! September 6, 2023

Jeffries Jinx

When Gary makes a sporting bet with Dan, no matter what team/result Gary will lose resulting in loss of funds

Dan”yep I’ll take that result off you Gary ..the Jeffries jinx will strike again...I’m a shoe in..you should have some respect

by Mr Gibbles January 15, 2019

Jinxy Cat Special

a drink...a shot of Jack chased with a shot of Jager

Jens lost the bet and had to take a Jinxy Cat Special after getting pummeled in Madden.

by Mr.pizzaman55 November 24, 2010

Hyper Jinx

When two people say the same thing at the same time, and then both say "Jinx" at the same time, if someone says "Hyper Jinx" the other person will be sentenced to a life of eternal shame. If two people Hyper Jinx each other at the same time, the universe will implode.

Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): And then i found a dollar!

Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): Jinx!
Frank and Shlepp (simultaneously): Hyper Jinx!!
*implode*

by Shleppy the Orangey Pant February 19, 2011