Jewish Dildo

a $5 roll of quarters.

- I need some change man..
- I'll give you a Jewish Dildo for five dollars.

by Diskrillus July 25, 2011

jewish mother

an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.

be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.

by Shwaggy February 13, 2004

Jewigga

A jewish, white as white can be person who pretends to be black, as his tiny penis size scares him

Jewish > Nigga
Jewish > Wigga
JEWIGGA

White Jew Ashley: I'm soo black bruv, i'm 100% nigga.

Any sane person with eyes: Jewigga please!.

by TROLLashDOE January 11, 2014

jewish year

A very long time, although usually not quite as long as an actual year.

OMG! I haven't seen you in a jewish year!

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but then Garth took a jewish year in there so I used someone else's.

by Johnny De December 5, 2007

Jewism

A word used to describe both a positive or a negative Jewish act. Created by the great Joe Klass, and Marc Chin.

" Today has been a jewriffic day!!!", or "Dammit don't be such a Jewtart..." these are classic jewism's

by Jew King287 July 12, 2009

jewish honey

Mucus

Wow that's a lot of Jewish honey in your nose

by samba déjà nay da duh duh duh November 29, 2015

jewphin

From south park, a trans-species being that was once a Jew and had reconstructive surgery to make him (or her) a dolphin. Sometimes referred to as a lawphin.

Kyle's dad became a jewphin after surgery because he always wanted to be a dolphin.

by zanzibar March 9, 2005