Jewgaze

A style of music fusing a shoegaze sound with the stylistic elements and instrumentation of a klezmer band.

"Tel Aviv's thriving Jewgaze scene is driven by bands like My Bloody Mitzvah, Shabbat-driver, and the Manischewitz 3.

by Genre Conventions Are My Life September 16, 2010

Jewdar

1. The ability to spot Jewish people
2. Gaydar for Jews

1. My Jewdar tells me you're not Jewish.
2. That chick has Jewdar.

by Michael Weinstein October 6, 2004

jewgasm

Getting overly-excited about getting a good deal on a purchase or otherwise saving money.

Damn, Emily practically had a jewgasm over that shoe sale!

by tdrga May 7, 2006

jewgrinch

A jewgrinch is a noun that usually describes a selfish person who stops at nothing to get something for free, or some sort of money reward no matter how small or insignificant. Often a jewgrinch can be seen fighting over a penny found on the ground.

Gosh, Grant is such a jewgrinch. Did you see the way he just pounced on that penny that was on the ground?

by J the Shark April 22, 2013

Jewgal

Not willing to spend money on anything fun or cool, associated with being a fat pussy.

Friend 1: Wow knifes in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive are totally worth the money. You should get one!
Friend 2: Nah I'd rather buy a skateboard even though I don't skate.
Friend 3: God you're so jewgal!

by DANNEL April 10, 2015

Jewgasm

The euphoric feeling a Jew gets when he spends very little money and gets a lot in return

Mendel Cohen went to an all you can eat sushi buffet and ate about $150 worth of food for only $16.99. This gave Mendel a Jewgasm

by hEbrEw HAmmR January 8, 2011

Jewtard

A retarded Jew.

A Jew with no money. They gotta be retarded if they're broke and Jewish.

That nigga is a jewtard.

by Jewsus Chrizzist May 10, 2008