1. An amalgamation of two or more venereal/sexually transmitted diseases.
2. The descriptive state of being in the possession of two or more sexually transmitted diseases.
2. The descriptive state of being in the possession of two or more sexually transmitted diseases.
by SurlyOlPissa August 27, 2012
Get the jengo mug.The terrible offspring of the two most covetous and greedy creatures in the known universe, the money hungry Jew and the jewel hoarding Dragon.
I asked Jimmy the other day if I could borrow a couple bucks and he said no. He was being a total Jewgon.
by Joevan December 21, 2010
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A term coined by Virgin Airlines. They are people who use a plane on almost daily basis, usually for work, but sometimes for leisure (i nthat case replace days with weeks). The Jetrosexual must follow 11 commandments, which are as follows:
11. Thou Shalt have thine passport ready to go at a moments notice.
10. Thou shalt have a favorite airport and be prepared to explain why it is thine fave.
9. Thou shalt not be a Chatty Cathy with thine seatmate.
8. Thou shalt never hold up the security line.
7. Thou shalt be able to order a beer in six different languages
6. Thou shalt respect the five minute rule when using thine lavatory.
5. Thou shalt be able to pack a week's worth of clothes in a single carry-on bag.
4. Thou shalt not own one of those inflatable neck pillows.
3. Thou shalt have at least one passport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.
2. Thou shalt travel Economy class, on rare occasions, just to keep thine self humble.
1. Thou shalt leave terra firma behind in order to move business and culture forward.
11. Thou Shalt have thine passport ready to go at a moments notice.
10. Thou shalt have a favorite airport and be prepared to explain why it is thine fave.
9. Thou shalt not be a Chatty Cathy with thine seatmate.
8. Thou shalt never hold up the security line.
7. Thou shalt be able to order a beer in six different languages
6. Thou shalt respect the five minute rule when using thine lavatory.
5. Thou shalt be able to pack a week's worth of clothes in a single carry-on bag.
4. Thou shalt not own one of those inflatable neck pillows.
3. Thou shalt have at least one passport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.
2. Thou shalt travel Economy class, on rare occasions, just to keep thine self humble.
1. Thou shalt leave terra firma behind in order to move business and culture forward.
by Interitus July 21, 2008
Get the jetrosexual mug.Sexiest mofo nigga out there in the world deep ass voice all the guys out there want it. His voice is just like complete sex. Also very intelligent good influence to most friends of him. Fun guy to be around with. May be boring in person but when you are not face to face with him he is the funniest guy you will ever meet. He may act like he's black but trust me he straight up wigga. Knows how to dress (at times) he stays hella fresh and also pimpin.
1st Person: Yo did you see that guy he looks hella fresh!
2nd Person: I know yo I think his name is Jeton.
1st Person: Man i'd like to meet him I wanna know how to stay that hella fresh and pimpin.
2nd Person: I know yo I think his name is Jeton.
1st Person: Man i'd like to meet him I wanna know how to stay that hella fresh and pimpin.
by TheOneInDaStands May 27, 2011
Get the Jeton mug.n.: A discount Canadian airline that was in service from 2002-05.
v.: To pull a JetsGo - to leave someone hanging, as JetsGo did when it closed in 2005 in the middle of the night, leaving passengers in airports with newly bought tickets.
v.: To pull a JetsGo - to leave someone hanging, as JetsGo did when it closed in 2005 in the middle of the night, leaving passengers in airports with newly bought tickets.
n.: I flew on JetsGo once, took eight hours to get from Ottawa to Toronto.
v.: My mom was going to pick me up after the baseball game, but she pulled a JetsGo so now I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere.
v.: My mom was going to pick me up after the baseball game, but she pulled a JetsGo so now I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere.
by Prince Mercury March 12, 2005
Get the JetsGo mug.Expulsion of intestinal gas released in a manner similar to the exhaust of the Jetsons' flying car- continuous, but composed of several short, discrete releases- while one is moving, as if being powered by the flatulence.
by Brodium Dudeconate July 13, 2010
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